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* toys: standalone animations lovingly handmade for you by the folks at Citizen Lunchbox * games: we didn't make 'em, but they're all SHAREWARE and they all involve MONKEYS!!

top Standalone Animations (must be downloaded!)

They're fun, they're frivolous, they take up space on your hard drive! These are just some simple animations (some as few as 4 frames) made with KidPix Studio that i think you, if you're anything like everyone here at the office, will find amusing to at least some degree. If you've got a fast internet connection and nuthin' else to do, why not download a couple? C'mon, you know you wanna!

Disclaimer: KidPix Studio is © Bröderbund Software, who have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with this site or with Citizen Lunchbox, unless you count the fact that we love their product. KidPix Studio does not contain any bloody, gory, or violent images; these had to be hand-crafted by us, the end users. Please buy KidPix Studio so they won't sue us. Thank you.

MacIntosh (requires Stuffit Expander)
The Dentist and his Wife... The Dentist & his Wife Love to Dance: 250k
Warning: this animation has an adult theme.
  The Ocean: 909k
Ever seen the movie Creepshow?
Tranquil Ocean

Windows (requires 256 color mode)
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! 1.6 mb
This little girl's blowin' out more than the candles... (G-rated, so don't worry/get your hopes up)
  Postcard from the Mall of America:
121k ... Enjoying exotic foods at the biggest mall on Earth, where nothing could possiblai go wrong.
Postcard from the Mall of America
How bout a little fire scarecrow! PART 1 OF 2: Scarecrow: 424k
How 'bout a little fire, scarecrow!
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PART 2 OF 2: Bonfire: 591k
Making the best of a bad situation.
Ah, well, he didn't have a brain anyway


top Shareware Game(s)

We at Citizen Lunchbox cannot lay claim to the creation of these gems. But our love of monkeys (not to mention the feces-hurling insistence of our VP, Mr. Monkey) has impelled us to provide the world with ready access to shareware games involving our little simian brothers. We hope you enjoy them, and if you do, please register them so we don't get sued. Thanks!

Burning Monkey Solitaire
Burning Monkey Solitaire
Burning Monkey Solitaire

BURNING MONKEY SOLITAIRE

Hands down our favorite monkey game of all time!!! Very Highly Recommended by all here at the office, and we don't just say that because we're all addicted.

Important Message from the Simian Brotherhood:

If and when you register this game for the low, low price of only $24.95, Mr. Monkey would very much appreciate it if you let the folks at Freeverse know that he was the one who sent you their way. There's a "notes" section on the registration form conveniently provided for you to write something like "Mr. Monkey sent me." THANK YOU!!!
Love, MR. MONKEY.

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