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Shortly after i met him, i took Mr. Monkey to the Costume Ball at the Mystery Science Theater 3000 ConventioCon Expo-Fest-o-Rama in August of 1996. I didn't know at the time that he had an alcohol problem....
I gave him a sip of my wine cooler & he liked it, so i bought him his own. He liked it a lot!
I couldn't believe he drank the whole bottle! He started gushing "I love you ChapStick, man. Really, you're a good friend an' I love you..."
Then he got this crazy idea for the "monkey-a-pult." We used a giant broken balloon to fling him onto other people's tables. That darkish blur up by the yellow arrow is him.
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